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Batman Villain Anthologies: Part 2
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Scarecrow Tales:
 As a huge fan of Russel Thorndyke's Doctor Syn novels and the play Puritan Passions, I've always had a fondness for scarecrows and thus this second-tier Batman rogue. A living scarecrow is too good a visual to pass up in a visual medium like comics, and this book is thus a joy to behold in how various artists depict the villain.

 Unfortunately, comics writers haven't been as enthused about the character, and tend to stretch him too thin, mainly using him to pad out group portraits of Batman's rogues gallery, or as a convenient explanation for stories revolving around hallucinations(hallucination-inspiring "fear gas" being his stock-in-trade, though this was not always the case). Too bad, these rather haphazardly chosen stories show a villain with much potential. 

 The volume kicks off with the villain's first appearence in World's Finest Comics #3, which was apparently intended as a kind of Halloween special because this was the Fall issue(being a quarterly series), this story gets off to a good start with an atmospheric splash page. Unfortunately, that's about as good as this story gets. 

 Spindly young Jonathan Crane grows up loving to frighten birds(get it, he scares crows! Ha Ha...uh...Ha), which we all know thanks to Court Tv is a sure-fire sign that a person will grow up to be a sadistic psychopath. I'm quite sure he also played video games and wet the bed, the fiend! As an adult, Crane decides to channel his psychotic tendencies, naturally into becoming a college professor; beginning what is apparently the first day of class("Gentlemen, this term we study the psychology of fear") by firing a gun in class! Well, you can't accuse him of being a boring instructor. Seriously, Crane would be quite amusing to watch, as he frequently stops mid-lecture to pontificate about how profound his own words are(When describing how protection rackets work: "He makes them afraid--afraid--he makes money--lots of money--"), all while probably penting his fingers and smiling evilly. Stung by his colleague's rather juvenille remarks about his clothes, Crane decides to turn to crime as the Scarecrow, by working as a kind of extortionist-for-hire. 

 That really is about it, with the story descending into typical fisticuffs and wisecracks action as Batman & Robin confront him. Nope, he doesn't use fear gas, he doesn't play off of phobias, he's far more practical, he just uses a gun to intimidate people. Simple, but effective. This would carry over to his next appearence as well.

Interestingly, Crane actually holds his own rather well against Batman and is shown to be quite athletic, that is before being shown up by being jabbed in the ass with a teeter-totter(seriously!). No, it's not a good story, and bad lettering doesn't help, but it's not a truly bad story either. It's the kind of thing best read at 3AM in a drunken stupor while reading the dialogue out loud and doing the voices yourself while eating KFC. Admittedly though, the idea of an intellectual working as a common thug because it's more fun is compelling.

 Next up is Fright of the Scarecrow from Batman#189, which is significant for reintroducing the Scarecrow after being absent since the 40's, with his origin conveniently recapped with most of the same dialogue. This one is interesting in that it's the first time the villain would be depicted as a scientist, and the introduction of his fear-inducing equipment(here a beam), otherwise it's even sillier than the original, with the Scarecrow keeping a submarine hidden in a park pond. A tad better is the 70's story The Scarecrow's Trail of Fear, atmospherically illustrated by Ernie Chua, and based around the motif of Gotham's winter bleakness. Unfortunately, it's an extremely generic hero vs villain story, and could easily have been excised from the volume. It's a masterpiece compared to the following story, though; the abysmally bad The Scarecrow's Fearsome Face-Off from issue 8 of the Joker's own short-lived series from the 70s. Here the two villains, well, face off(with the Scarecrow now using his familiar fear gas), and uh...there really is no plot besides that. While it is refreshing to read a story with no heroes, this one just doesn't work even as the frivolous adventure it's intended to be, particularly because of the childish insult humor that makes up most of the dialogue. Oddly enough, Crane is depicted as being fond of birds in this story, and is enraged when one gets covered with exploded cake by the Joker(!!!?). This characterization would carry over into the villain's depiction on Superfriends. At least the art is nice, particularly the facial expressions.

 So far it sounds like I hate this volume, but then surprisingly enough it picks up considerably with Gerry Conway's superb 1981 story Six Days of The Scarecrow from Detective Comics #503. While it's a bit disappointing in that the motif of the six days isn't really used much, it's more than made up for by a superb plot where the Scarecrow actually lives up to his reputation as a master of fear by, well, demonstrating how he has mastered the application of fear, this time, by making it so that rather than being struck with fear, his victim becomes an object of fear to those around him, and after being exposed, Batman finds himself alienated from everyone. 

 It sounds silly, but there's real tension and pathos in how this is portrayed, with plenty of character bits mixed with some decent action, as well as the always welcome opportunity to see Batman use his brains to handle the situation. So many writers forget that Batman is a scientist and a detective rather than just a vigilante who kicks people's asses. While I've gone down as disliking the idea of sidekicks, both Batgirl & Robin figure prominently in this story, and serve as textbook examples of just what an effective plot device the concept of the sidekick can be when written well. It's depressing as well to contemplate, that where the modern Batman is often portrayed as an obsessive, anti-social psycho who alienates or is mostly aloof towards everyone around him, here the entire point of the story is just how lost he is without human contact, and how lonely he feels when he is solely percieved as a figure of fear. Even his reactions from the public are explored. Seeing a Batman this human, this vulnerable...it's not just refreshing, it's genuinely moving. As for Crane himself, artist Don Newton manages to make the villain a truly frightening figure, with much of his face and expressions obscured, this is given more impact than usual, because he barely appears in the story. The ending is nicely ironic, and even manages to make you feel a twang of sympathy for Crane.

 Put bluntly, I love this comic. And it gets better, next up is Fear for Sale from Detective Comics #571 by Mike Barr & Alan Davis. The third issue of their criminally neglected run, it's one of my favorite Batman stories. Again, given my dislike for sidekicks and my preference for macabre themes, I really shouldn't like this story, or in fact any of Barr & Davis's run, which was an intentional throwback to the Silver Age. Wisecracks, innuendo and wackiness abounded, yet theirs may in fact be my single favorite Batman run. The comics aren't dumbed down, or done solely as an exercise in nostalgia, they're just pure fun. Their only real goal being to tell a story and entertain, and they do that exceptionally well. They also can get quite dark, but never excessively so or wallowing in their own pretentiousness. This story is a prime example of how to do straight-out thrill-ride superhero adventures. Here, Batman discovers that the Scarecrow's newest scheme doesn't involve spreading fear, but killing it. Sounds harmless? Well, yes, until you realize how without fear, people can become reckless and stupid. Thus, the villain "sells" fear back to those he has deprived it from. Brilliant idea. Meanwhile, Robin must prevent a newly reckless Batman from blundering into Scarecrow's death traps after Batman ends up deprived of his sense of fear. 

 Simple premise, but wonderfully executed. Barr's writing is crisp and witty, and Davis's art is extremely cartoony but wonderfully detailed and expressive. There's some genuine suspense, a surprisingly touching(and prescient) ending, as well as some wonderful moments of black humor. While this really is a Robin story, Batman nevertheless still gets to do some ass-kicking without stealing Robin's spotlight, while Robin doesn't overshadow Batman. There's a real sense of cameraderie between the two, and though many fans disliked the Jason Todd-Robin, I found him quite likeable here. Hell, everyone is likeable, even the Scarecrow himself, who is so obviously having the time of his life while pulling off this scheme that his joy is infectious. Best of all, this story could easily be linked to modern continuity, as the fact that Scarecrow's primary targets in this story are athletes ties in with his later origin showing him to have been bullied by jocks in high school. With it's prescient ending, brilliant concept for it's villain's scheme and fast-paced, enjoyable storyline, this story is rightly touted as a classic, and elements of it were adapted twice for the Batman cartoon of the 90s. Sometimes, the famous stories really do deserve the hype. Now if only DC would collect the entire Barr/Davis run in TPB format, it's excellent stuff. 

 In contrast to this light-hearted romp, is the disturbing story from Scarecrow's own one-shot comic called Mistress of Fear

No, that's not what the story involves at all.

 Here, Crane seeks revenge on a homely young woman who thwarted him previously, then becomes enamored of her after discovering she experienced the same childhood bullying he did, and tries to tempt her into becoming his sidekick, hence the title. Portraying Crane in a much more sympathetic light, but still piling on some really disturbing moments, this one is a real creeper, and the best story in the collection, though not my favorite. Not surprisingly, it's led to a lot of fanfiction online by fangirls who would be more than willing to take up Crane's offer.
The collection finishes up with Fear of Success from Gotham Knights#23, which is one of those stories I mentioned earlier where the hallucinations caused by Crane are the main focus, this one is better than most by giving Crane a decent amount of panel-time and making Batman's hallucinations real emotional kickers. Damn good, but it pales compared to the last three stories.

 All in all, this collection is quite literally divided against itself. Four lousy stories versus four excellent ones. Rushed out simply to caitalize on the(fleeting) use of the villain in Batman Begins, this clearly wasn't a collection that was going to be a strong priority when it came to choosing quality, but one wonders why they made the choices they did.

 Why not eliminate the lame 60's/O' Neil/Joker stories in favor of say, the 1995 Batman annual focusing on the character's origin? That was a superb retelling of World's Finest #3, giving Crane a much needed backstory, creating some genuine pathos for him, while still managing to be very Batman-focused. With some amusing(and very Disney-infringing) references to The Legend of Sleepy Hollow, a scene where a young Crane kills his high school bullies that anyone whohas ever suffered similar treatment will find both cathartic and chilling, that was a superb story, whose only flaw was how writer Doug Moench had Crane slip into killing those who were kind to him way too easily, possibly to keep Crane from seeming too sympathetic or to avoid accusations that the story was a projection of his own revenge fantasies.

 Anyway, flaws aside, that story was more deserving of a reprinting than the crap that got chosen, given that it's the most referenced origin for the character. Other fine choices for inclusion would have been Batman #523-4, where Crane finishes off more childhood enemies, or Batman Adventures Annual 1's Study Hall, where a reformed Crane resumes the mantle of the Scarecrow to avenge a female student's date rape, or Jeph Loeb & Tim Sale's shallow but atmospheric Legends of the Dark Knight Halloween special Choices(although that story gave the villain the annoying habit of spouting nursery rhymes and odd jokes).

 Still, considering the hard-to-find gems that it does reprint, I can't bitch too much about this volume. It's one of those rare collections which is composed halfways of crap, halfways of gems, but still gives you a decent taste of each era, with even the bad stories not leaving an overly negative impression of the era they came from. So for an intended Scarecrow collection, it's actually more of a Batman throughout-the-ages collection. A sampler for each era.


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Wow, I've never read Six Days of The Scarecrow, but now I have to check it out. That not only sounds like a fantastic take on a rarely-well-used character, but also a good companion piece to Alan Brennert's Earth-Two comic with Scarecrow, Bruce, and Selina. You know the one, I'm sure. I think it's called The Autobiography of Bruce Wayne.

Ughhhhh, the Mary-Sue-tastic Mistress of Fear. My Henchgirl is one of the queens of Batman fanfic, and along with her co-writer, is probably the biggest writer to use Crane, and she haaaaaaates that story. She'd hate it even if it didn't have tons of people who still write about that character. I'd hate it regardless, because it's the same ranting raving "I'M THE MASTER OF FEAAAAAR!" Squishy I always hated before I read her version of the character. Thank god, she's someone who actually staunchly writes him from canon, and the GOOD canon too.

Also, what the hell is up with that girl? She's written as if she's meant to be ugly or deformed or something, and yet none of that came through in the art from what I recalled.

Oh neat, it has the Devin Grayson story too? She writes a surprisingly good Scarecrow. Well shit, if I can't find the individual issues, it might serve me well to buy the trade sometime.

And FUCK YES to including Study Hall. Also, while the Joker's Asylum issues are a mixed bag, I rather liked that story.

I admit that Becky Albright from MISTRESS is a bit of a drip, and that there's never any real question of whether she'll join Crane or not, but I think that of the stories generated from the "bully" origin it's the best. Anyway, I really like it.

As for Becky being deformed, I think she was just supposed to be homely/plain, not explicitly deformed. There's a scene where she walks with a cane that I thought was supposed to show that she was partially lame, but upon re-reading it's not clear if it's something she uses regularly or a result of her injuries from her previous encounter with Crane.

And yes, AUTOBIOGRAPHY OF BRUCE WAYNE should also have made it into here along with STUDY HALL and the others I mentioned.

I'd also recommend Chuck Dixon's Scarecrow arc from the early issues of Nightwing, if only for the wonderfully trippy Scott McDaniel art. McDaniel is pretty much the ONLY artist who has a sense of what having fear toxin in your system 24/7 feels like.

And Dixon's Scarecrow is wonderfully snarky, if not too terribly deep.

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